For Ladies, Gentlemen, and Everyone Outside & In-Between.
Bespoke and with Bells On - from $600
Served with all the trimmings, and take home the rest for sandwiches. We will work in-depth to create a fully-festooned ceremony just for you. I have many ideas on what may be a special treat for you, and I’m sure you do too. We’ll find the way to best weave them together.
Elocution at an Elopement - from $400
This is a standard ceremony script - succinct, sweet and time-tested; we’ll still personalize it to fit you. I also offer some intriguing add-ons to truly frost the cake, as it were. Contact me and we’ll make it just right.
Signed, Sealed, Delivered - $200
I meet you and your witnesses, you produce the license, we sign the paperwork, and I mail it in. No muss, no fuss, but I’ll still dress snazzy and say a few words.
My first handfasting ceremony - my next door neighbors were kind enough to rehearse it with me!
Grandma’s baby bracelet, Great-Grandpa’s trombone slide oil, and a gator paw for good measure.